#13 Somethings hot.
This person is smart enough to sends a photo of peppers when asked for something hot!
Its becomes more funny when asked for something a bit more specific!

#12 Nailed it!
She just let him know where he stands.
This old flirting line won't work now!

#11 This texts prove that romance is dead.
This couple knows that they can rely on one another, no matter what they need.

#10 I'd want the poptarts too.
This person who won't be distracted by your nudity anymore. She's focused on more important things.

#9 Heating Things Up.
Apparently this couple is so close that anything they say can turn each other on.
This person took it very literally.

#8 Cereal waits for no one.
This women who clearly wants only one thing in life.

#7 He is Just like you asked.
Because if you ask questions like this, these are the kind of answers you can expect to get.

#6 Literal again.
She did say 'below the belt' and he technically he is!

#5 Nap time.
his text, which shows the importance of priorities.

#4 Direct and to the point.
He is honest, and I must say he has hell lot of expectations.

#3 Dirty Sink.
when dirty minds meet clean minds.

#2 Ignorance.
Some phone conversations that made me laugh. This is the best course of action:
So desperate to talk.

#1 Proof that men are terrible at online dating.
Trying to bring the conversation back to sex, no matter how much of a stretch it is.