#4 Messing With The IRS
Prudent as ever, Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.'
'I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?'
The auditor takes a moment to think and says, 'Okay. Go ahead.'
Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'
The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'
Guess what, Grandpa won the bet but HOW he did it will totally stun you.
#3 Clever Grandpa
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor, obviously have not seen it coming, stares with his jaw dropped to the table.
Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.'
Now having been in the room for a while, the auditor is quite sure Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Grandpa takes out his dentures and bites his good eye. The auditor has now lost three grand with Grandpa's attorney as a witness and wipes a bead of sweat off his forehead.
Read Ahead To Know What Happened Next.
#2 Double Or Nothing
'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'
The auditor having been fooled twice now, really takes a step back and thinks it over carefully. He accepts the bet because he realizes there's no way the old guy can pull that off. And that is exactly what happened.
But not exactly...
#1 Ergh! Smelly!
Grandpa gets up on the table, unzips his junk and begins. He strains himself to the brink but fails to reach the waste basket on the other side and ends up pissing all over the auditor's desk.
The auditor, delighted at his loss turned victory jumps up in joy. But Grandpa's attorney throws his head back and lets out a moan as if he's just lost the world!
Why did he do that? When you find out, you'll go crazy, keep reading!
Clever Grandpa
When you read what happened, you'll get up from your desk and take a good laugh.
Grandpa managed to make two fools in one room! Read what happened!
Two Fools In One Room
'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.
'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it.'
Grandpa is ruling the world right now.
