#3 Just Parenthood Issues
You know how along with kids comes so much responsibility that you almost never have time for your own pleasures? Or even time for a quickie? Most of us have either been there or are going to be.
Well, we have a story for you that might just make your day. And also might make you realise that kids these days aren't as "Kids" as you would like them to be.
Read ahead to know the story!

#2 The Story
So the story is about parents of an 8-year-old who wishes to have some "workout" time by themselves. So they think the best way would be to send their kid to the terrace with a popsicle and ask him to tell them about ongoing activities in the neighbourhood.
The kid starts reporting while the parents start the workout.
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot."
"An ambulance just drove by!"
"Looks like Andersons have company."
"Matt's riding a new bike!"
"Looks like the sanders are moving!"
"Jason is on his skateboard!"
"The coopers are having sex!" (Wait, what!?)

#1 Desperation
Obviously taken aback, the parents quickly jolt up. Very cautiously the father asked, "How do you know they're having sex?"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a popsicle!"
What do we know, eh?