You Need To Shower
No, it's not because you feel dirty doing an "ungodly" act, but because you've sweated a lot!
Your spray tan has gone splotchy
Well. People who had it would know.
Panties are lodged under the bed
How did they get there? No clue!
You Can Not Find The Bra
Where is it?! Did you just ate it or what?
And the clothes are lying everywhere
Clothes (from one or both parties) are in the living room. And the kitchen. And hanging from the lamp (what?). Well except the bra; that’s still gone.
The Neighbors Are Looking At You With A Side-Eye
Your neighbours do not look at you in the eyes, rather give you the serious side-eye when you see him/her at the mailboxes the next day.
Offended Pet
Even your dog/cat gives you a look that says, “I’m not mad; I’m just disappointed.â€
Remembering The Positions
You realize you gave zero Fs what your body looked like whilst gyrating in contorted positions that would make your yoga instructor jealous.
Perm Hair Look
And your hairs! Oh, they shout out to the world that you had a wild sex sesh!
The False Eyelashes
One of your false eyelashes is one his cheeks, his ass-cheek!
The Vajazzle Jewels
They are obviously missing!
And they are on your partner's face
Okay, this one tells a story!
Waking Up Hungry
You wake up hungry craving for carbs!
And thirsty
You have never feel thirstier than this one!
Back To Back!
One or more of your glute/groin muscles feels like you just did 16 back-to-back barre classes. And you haven’t been to the gym in over a week.
Sore Arms
Your arms are sore for no explicable reasons!
The Marks
His back/upper body looks like he got attacked by a (non-declawed) cat.
The Climax
You heard angels (or Sam Smith) singing when you climaxed. And you weren’t on hallucinogenic drugs.
The Bedsheet
It looks like someone tried to tie it in a knot
Sleep Deprivation
You have slept just for 47 minutes, but you wake up and do it all over again.
