#13 Is he is even aware?
Jared is implying he's gonna have sex with 3 high schoolers and a married woman on a relative's or friend's Facebook status.
I wonder whether he gets the hint, or he is just acting out.
#12 You weren't there you don't know!
I'm pretty sure she messed up the first time and when it got pointed out she abandoned logic to defend herself at any cost. People do that, they do anything to avoid losing an argument.
I'm having a hard time believing someone can be this stupid.
#11 Scotty doesn't know how to handle guns.
Well, i'm not at all interested in knowing how scott is.
Scott just trying to be cool.
#10 Stupid spotted.
Sometimes you just want to hit someone in the face. This is one of those times.
#9 So many questions comes to mind here.
When he forgets to logout into one of his alternate accounts before he tries to respond to himself.
He not only attempted to log into the second account on the first message, but after realizing that happened, perhaps thought he logged into the second account prior to the second message as well.
#8 That is what a pyramid scheme is.
People who are into such business don't like using the term pyramid scheme, because pyramid schemes are illegal. but this is actually what pyramid scheme is like.
"I know you have church night, but I think spending your time getting scammed is more important than God."
#7 Over religious.
I hate extremely over religious people like this. Don't get wrong, but I hate when people try to force their religion on others.
#6 Another bad day.
At least he should have calculated it once, just to be sure.
Its just a small thing without any importance, but then too you feel bad about it.
#5 Nice logic - If you didn't see, it never happened.
If you've never seen Dave Chappelle portray black stereotypes then you've never seen The Dave Chappelle Show.
#4 Failed.
You know you've failed in your plan, while asking her out. But, you somehow try to maintain the normality of the situation.
#3 Freedom of speech.
When you know, you have lost the argument this is the final reason you give.
I feel bad for the person in blue, he spent all that time digging a well-researched counter-argument and that's the answer they get?
#2 So impatient.
Is this a language barrier thing? A cultural barrier? Or is he really just retarded because this whole conversation makes no sense.
#1 doubling down for real.
I wonder how long this person will regret about his tattoo.
Anyone who gets a tattoo like this obviously doesn't take themselves so seriously.
