#13 One way to invest your money.
Good to see that the sculpture has a "cover" behind it. Don't want to inadvertently send the wrong message to the wrong person.
He should put a spot light on it, so that it would lit up at night.
#12 No wonder she's crazy!
She didn't tell you what the psychics said...
#11 When my buddy kicks his now ex-gf out of his house.
It seems the vast majority of her stuff is on her right.
This looks like a girl coming home from the beach. Beach chairs, coolers and the floor mats are probably out so she can get the sand out of them.
#10 A postcard from ex.
Glad you're not here, but I still think enough of you to take the effort to send a postcard.
Somebody still has issues.
#9 Ex tried to convince him she was pregnant.
So she tried a pregnancy scare against someone and never had sex with.
I bet she isn't really a beatles fan either.
Now he knows she's NOT pregnant.
#8 A birthday cake form my ex-wife.
She's divorcing you and still gives you cake on your birthday? She's a keeper!
You guys seem to be going about it pretty good.
#7 Just like my ex.
At least you can smack the shit out of this machine.
Looks like this person spend too much on his ex.
#6 She's really got a leg up on him.
When you break up and you want to get your stuff back from your ex.
#5 Headshot!
Looks like this person and the ex is not on good terms, they are having bad times.
#4 There's a reason why she's an ex.
Will do! Is usually a version of, "Nobody cares!"
Here I see a scared and vulnerable person asking for support.
#3 This violent ex.
This is reason you shall not date a big game hunters or vampire slayers, they can betray you anytime.
#2 Toilet note.
If you continue to do such crazy things, like writing toilet notes, then yes, you are exclusive.
#1 Attention seeker ex bf.
When you want the world to know what's on your mind.
On the other side, she just want him to die anyway.
