#12 Pregnancy pills
The boyfriend was taking pills to avoid pregnancy while her girlfriend had a weak stomach and could not take pills.Bewildering to hear.Is it true love on display or stupidity on display.
#11 STD check
A patient had to get herself STD check but she was upset as she has only one partner who is faithful to her.He uses single condom while sleeping with her and it doe not matter to her if he goes to other woman because he uses single condom and reuses the same after washing it with soap and hot water.What a strange relationship and we all thought condom is a one time use product.
#10 Wheat a confusion
Once two man were talking in the waiting room and the doctor overheard them.One of them told that her daughter is allergic to wheat.To this,the other one thought that she cannot eat bread then.But to his amazement,the person told him that his daughter eats only white bread and loves cheese pizza.And the other person was thinking that bread is made of wheat only.Confusion galore about the wheat allergy.
#9 Chest complaint
A man visited to his vet with complaint about his dog's chest.Similarly, a woman also visited with her male dog having same problem. They thought nipples to be huge tumours growing on their chest.Well,doctor thought what the hell is this?
#8 Band aid
Once a patient tried to cure her recently diagnosed type-II diabetes by sticking Band-Aids all over herself.Why? Because the doctor told to his patient that regular Band-Aids do not cure anything at all, but just cover up a wound.Funny enough.
#7 No worries
A lady had to have her foot amputated but she was not concerned or worried about it as she thought that her foot will grow back after the operation. Infact, doctor explained her that she is no salamander and that limbs do not grow back in humans.
#6 Veggie coke
A patient is in the impression that the coke he is drinking is a veggie,just because it contains vegetable extracts but the doctor had to explain him that coke is not a vegetable and it is silly to count it among the veggies he is having.
#5 Chocolate or coffee
This woman is giving her baby chocolate milk and when doctor sees it he started explaining her that she should not be giving this milk to her baby.She interrupts him and says that this is coffee instead and the child loves it so much.
#4 Quiktrip slushies
Once a lady visited doctor having high blood sugar levels but did not know why is it so.Truth behind these high sugar levels is the fact that she was on Quiktrip slushies and did not believe that they have sugar in it.So stupid of her.It was so hard to convince her that those are so full of sugar it isn't even funny.
#3 Transplant idea
My best friend's mom is a nurse at a hospital in an area with a lot of gang activity.She always had to explain to the family of her deceased patients that you cannot get brain transplant after getting shot on head.Why these families thought so.Strange enough.
#2 STI testing
Once a gay couple visits the doctor and shared there thoughts about HIV.According to them,unprotected gay sex spontaneously generates an HIV infection.To this doctor had to explained, if they both tested negative for HIV and do not cheat on each other, that they could not get infected with HIV out of nowhere.
#1 Not my department
When people treats you as doctor and discuss with you about the medical issues but the fact is that you are a doctorate of philosophy and you do not have any idea about what people are discussing with you.It is ofcourse not your department.
