#10 The Heart Machine
When my sister woke up from the heavy dose of anesthesia, her heart machine wasn't working, so she said, "Help, Doctor, I guess I'm dead!"
#9 The Cold Camping
When my mom woke up from anesthesia, it was really cold! So, she said, "It's really cold here, are we camping"!
#8 The Choco Freak
When I came out from anesthesia, I asked for chocolate pudding and lots and lots of chocolate!
#7 The Zoo Visit
My mom woke up to see some wildlife program on TV, so she sobbed and asked me to take her to Zoo!
#6 Lord Molar
When I came out from the unconscious state after they removed my wisdom tooth, I said ‘Charlatan! I demand you return my teeth! They are mine and I will choose where they are to be spent!’
#5 The X-Ray Guy
When I came out of anesthesia dose, I almost cried out my heart to say how hot the X-ray guy was! We're married now! So, yay!
#4 The Shooting Compettion
When I was put under anesthesia, I was dreaming about some shooting competition, so when I gained my consciousness, I woke up asking the nurse if she’d remembered to lock down the rifle box in the van. She looked a bit terrified.â€
#3 The Liver Spit
I don't remember this, but the nurse told me that when I spit out the bloody gauze from the mouth, I cried and said, "OMG, was that my liver? Have I actually thrown out my liver!"
#2 The Cyst Surgery
So, I have undergone an operation of the cyst in ovary, when I woke up, I asked if I have my lady balls or not!
#1 Counting the numbers
We usually put the patients under anesthesia by making the recite the numbers from 1 to 10, one of the patients woke up counting 2k1, 2k2...Guess he didn't stopped the entire time!
