#2 Smart Guy
You all might have given many Job interviews.But clearing them is not everyone's cup of tea.It requires a lot of efforts.But this man JEREMY SKITT is totally different from all of us.With many other people,even he sent an application to McDonald's.But you will be amazed after reading his application.He Cracked the interview with his hilarious but funny answers
Check his application to McDonald's on next page.
#1 Best Application Ever
Here is an actual application submitted to a McDonald's. Management hired him right on the spot.
Name: Jeremy Skitt
Sex: Not yet but I'm waiting for the right person.
Desired Position: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
Desired Salary: $185, 000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
Education: Yes.
Last Position help: Target for middle management hostility.
Salary: Less than I'm worth.
Most Notable Achievement: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
Reason For Leaving: It sucked.
Hours Available To Work: Any.
Preferred Hours: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
Do You Have Any Special Skills?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
May We Contact Your Current Employer?: If I had one, would I be here?
Have You Ever Been Convicted Of A Felony?: Is "felony" sex with a cat? Because if it is....no.
Do You Have Any Physical Conditions That Would Prohibit You From Lifting Up To 50lbs?: Of what?
Do You Have A Car?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "do you have a car that runs?"
Have You Received Any Special Awards Or Recognition?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.
Do You Smoke?: Only when set on fire.
What Would You Like To Be Doing In Five Years?: Living in Bimini with a fabulously wealthy supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
Do You Certify That The Above Is True And Complete To The Best Of Your Knowledge?: No, but I dare you to prove otherwise.
Sign Here: Scorpio with Libra rising.
