Things That Women Say That Men Often Misunderstand.

1.Thanks

You would reply only if you want to get in trouble.Under certain circumstances, this isn’t similar to “thanks”.

2. 5 Minutes

This depends If she is getting dressed then it is most likely somewhere between 30 and 40 minutes. If you are watching TV then it is closer to 0 minutes.

3.It would be nice if

Everything following the “if” is meant to be interpreted as an unconditional order.

4.Go Ahead

Do not misconstrue this as permission. In fact, it’s more of a dare. Actually, its always a dare. Don’t do it.

5.No

Their no is never no, but yes.

6.That's serious

This is like “fine” except significantly worse.

7.We Need To Talk

Thats the end of talk actually , and you should do everything you can to make it upto her.

8.Lost

This means the argument is over and your lost.

9.It's up to you

You think this means you have freedom to choose then you are very, very mistaken, because you should know Making the wrong choice will usually cost you.

10.If You Are Listening

You are not listening. There is no way to recover from this.

11. Nothing

Figure things you have done wrong before it’s too late.

12.Its okay

It’s never okay. This only means that she needs some time to figure out your punishment.