#17 Some Serious Advice!
Beware, girl!

#16 As Simple As That.
Because he doesn't love the way you lie.

#15 Even Messaging App Knows!
But how could an auto-response be so apt?

#14 Damn!
Should I call this a late realization or wrong realization.

#13 Adios!
And hope to never see you again!

#12 Oops!
Now that's something really important.

#11 You May Come..
But with a bucket full of water.

#10 Self-love!
Because that's the only true love left.

#9 Family In Danger!
Do not ping her ever again.

#8 Quite Literal
She needs her Goddamn space.

#7 Fact Remains The Same.
'And that's what friends are suppose to do, oh yeah!'

#6 Don't Mess With Him!
Your love infected him with some criminal hormones.

#5 Two Are Not Enough.
So better keep your emotions with you. She ain't coming back.

#4 Nailed It!
You go, girl.

#3 When April Arrives..
Stay away from your ex.

#2 Bang On!
This was epic.

#1 Better Late Than Never.
How you feeling, girl?