#17 The power of languages!
That's called intellectually intimidating.

#16 This is kinda cute.
Like seriously!(Is this even valid in a fight?!)

#15 Bull's Eye!
I hope she's not complaining.

#14 Ewwwww..
Gross. Just gross.

#13 The way of loneliness...
People should try this. Think why you should be grateful instead of being just mad.

#12 I don't know what to say to this...
Other than....why?!

#11 A pissed-off girlfriend...
..is a dangerous girlfriend.

#10 This is so adorable!
And it will drive him nuts!

#9 Nasty
I can't imagine what that would feel like.

#8 That's gotta hurt.
If he knew about it especially.

#7 Talk about using technology as an asset!
Which also means a whole lot of drama!

#6 Heights of being passive-aggressive!
Poor dude.

#5 The more traditional way of being 'mad'
Doing it right!

#4 This might be a tad too much.
Perhaps it depends on the argument at stake?!

#3 This must surely piss him off!
Or turn him on. Depends.

#2 Not sure how this is supposed to work..
But ok.

#1 Whatever makes it better
Even if its silly.