#10 When a princess comes calling...
Xena: Walmart Princess.

#9 Is this a dude....?
I think you have enough of that attitude.

#8 Is that an intentional hairstyle?
Or a roaming nests for birds?

#7 When you got a reputation...
And you can't disappoint....

#6 Wait...whats happening here..
Can't unsee! My eyes!!

#5 When you looking for supplies....
When you get a surprise.

#4 It's hard being a mother...
Just let them do whatever they want.

#3 When you bring your kid to Walmart
But don't trust her enough around food.

#2 What...what....?!
That is plain nasty!

#1 I am the law!
The law starts and ends with me.