#17 Dumbass.
At this rate she must have been came out in six months as half evolved.
She should have at least asked her mother and confirm it before tweeting this utter nonsense.

#16 Plane Cheese burger.
There is a huge difference between the two, and its clearly seen.
.
I think she should concentrate more on difference between the spelling of 'plane' and 'plain'.

#15 Fake quotes.
Marilyn Monroe AKA Queen of text messages.
Seriously people should stop putting fake quotes about famous people of what they never said.

#14 She has her priorities.
This girl needs to retake that whole history class.
#13 Dead by now.
If Christopher Columbus would have been alive today, he would have probably die again of an heart attack after reading this.

#12 Illiterate.
I doubt whether she knows what virgin means.

#11 What?!
What could it possibly mean.
May be this person is living in a parallel world.

#10 So stupid.
I guess this person has skipped school or this person is from unknown country rather than US, he has a completely wrong idea of the Labor Day.

#9 One mistake.
One missing letter can completely change the meaning of the whole sentence. It does make a huge difference.
Check twice before posting it.

#8 Such an idiot.
Someone give this person an award for being "Dumbass of the day."

#7 My Condolences.
Let's all take a moment to pray for this poor girl.

#6 Boys with eyes are best.
She really has to lower her standards if she wants to find a guy.

#5 Eeewww!! So Embarrassing.
Is she really trying to sell her used undies!! I wonder who will buy it.
Its like, "I just licked the lollipop once but I'm still gonna sell it for 25 cents."

#4 It did?
Everybody has their own blonde moments but, at least think twice before posting them.

#3 New Level Of Dumbness.
This dude just unlocked a new dumbness level.
One doesn't simply go dumb instantly.
#2 Where is it?
I don't see any child support here.

#1 Time To Leave Earth.
I don't wanna live on this planet anymore.