#4 The Problem
A lady is faced with a situation where she doesn't know how to deal with it. So she decides to consult a doctor. She was an elderly lady of Irish background.
Her problem was that she wanted to revive her husband's lost desires in bed. She explains the problem to her doctor.
#3 The Solution
The doctor suggested her to trying Vi*gra. With an upset face she replied that there is no chance for that, since, her husband wouldn't even take an aspirin!
That's when the doctor suggested her Irish vi*gra. It's a tablet she was suppossed to add to his coffee. The tablet being tasteless, he wouldn't even know what hit him.
What happens next? Read on to know.
#2 The Result
A week passed before she called the doctor. When she did, the doctor asked her how it went. To which she responded, "T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!"
Surprised, the doctor asked her what happened.
She replied:
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was immediate.
He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye! With one swoop of his arm, he sent cups and tablecloth flying, then ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there on the tabletop! T'was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
So, what made it so horrid?
#1 Burn!
The doctor, being even more surprised, asked her why it was so horrible and if the s*x was bad.
Her response:
"It was the best I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"
Oh well.
