Never Lie To A Smart Wife

Hard way

In this story, the smart wife taught her husband a lesson he will never forget.

Calls his wife...

A man calls his wife and tells her, “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. It's a good opportunity for me to get the promotion."

Packing things

He continued..."So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We’re leaving from office & I’ll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pajamas!”

The good wife

The wife noticed that there’s something wrong with her husband’s story but since she was a good wife did exactly as he told her. After a week the husband returned home, looking a bit tired but happy to have done a good job.

Fishing box

The wife started asking about the weekend if he’d caught any fish and so on.
The husband said: “Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill & a few Swordfish. But why didn’t you pack my blue silk pajamas?”
To which the wife responded: “I did…..They’re in your fishing box”.