#13 That time when Kim grew up..
"I'm so mature now. I'm a grown-up version of myself."
WOW.

#12 Kanye West's Home
"I won't go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I've ever felt to home."

#11 Miley Cyrus, The Pink Queen
"Pink isn't just a color, it's an attitude."
Go Pink Power!

#10 Jaden Smith's Philosophy
"How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real."
Will, I think your boy needs some serious talking.

#9 Lady Gaga, some secrets are better left untold..
"I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they're going to take my creativity from me through my vagina."
Gaga's sex life is pretty high drama I bet.

#8 Britney Spears, please stop...
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada. "
Some one explain her mistake. Please. Get her a map!

#7 Donald Trump does it again..
"It's freezing and snowing in New York - we need global warming!"
Please, oh please don't let him win!

#6 And that is why school is important children.
"Sunday comes after Saturday? Weird."
Go to school Justin Bieber.

#5 Paris Hilton, please stop being so self conceited.
"There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde."

#4 Beyonce, I don't think you quite get it..
"One of the things that kept me out of trouble was doing something creative - creativity can't be judged."

#3 Arnold Schwarzenegger has a little trouble understanding somethings..
"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
Arnold Stop.

#2 Khloe Kardashian,... what?!
"I have a nipple obsession and personally love when women show their nipples; perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life."

@1 The Official Topper Of This List..
Kim Kardashian!
"I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."