#7 When you want to gloat about your popularity on social media
And yes, like people wouldn't see through that ridiculous facade of your 'battery life.'
Is it really that big of a deal that you have 980 pending friend requests?
This is like basically a siren to all those guys who wanna be your friend!

#6 I am confused
What just happened here....
Wait...did he?
Oh man....why are people so desperate? They want attention so bad that they went ahead and cut Asia in half?!

#5 I don't mind this kind of attention seeking...
In fact I quite welcome!
At least the dog is being open about it!
Look at her! She's an absolute bundle of joy...
I want to pet her......

#4 When they announce every little thing they do...don't you just hate it?!
Why do people think its vital that everyone know that they are sleeping?!
Are they hoping that there's a possible psychopath who needs to be notified so that he could sneak in and finish them off, so that they get more attention?!Probably.

#3 Strange confessions on TV
I don't know about you guys but I sincerely think somethings are better kept to one's self.
Especially on TV.
And when I say things....the exact same thing this girl above did.

#2 Poor guy
I don't why or what...but I get the feeling that guy missed out some serious affections from his momma to turn out like this...
You can almost see the desperation emanating from him. He clearly wants to be loved.But that look isn't doing him any good.

#1 When attention seekers get put in their place
This is absolutely golden!
Smart, swift and completely driving the other party bonkers!
Keep up the good job guys!
Justice is served.