#2 Alcohol And A Man
A man should always take care while talking about his wife. No man in this world will make a mistake of saying something silly about his wife because if he does, he will have to pay for it in expensive jewellery, shoes and clothes.
But what if the man is drunk? Well, most of us know that alcohol has a different language all together. This man made the same mistake of saying something silly about his wife while he was drunk.
Keep reading ahead to see what did he say...
The Toast
So in a bar, John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said 'here's to spending the rest of my life between the legs of my wife.' That night, this statement was adjudged as the best toast of the night in the bar.
As soon as he went home, he told his wife that he won the prize of the best toast of the night. His wife asked him about his toast to which he replied differently.
Keep reading ahead to see his reply...
The Reply
When his wife asked him about his toast, he answered, 'here's to spending the rest of my life, sitting in church beside my wife'. The wife was mighty impressed by this.
She said, 'Ohh, that is very nice indeed, John!'. But what happened later is something that'll make you go crazy.
Keep reading ahead to see what happened next.
#1 The Climax
The next day, John's wife ran into one of his drinking partners in a store. This man chuckled and told her about her husbands best toast award. Her reply is epic.
She said, 'He told me and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's been there only twice in last 4 years. Once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come!'
Hahaha, Hilarious!
