#15 The middle finger
Why waving your middle finger when the camera is on.Avoid it strictly as it will make others quite offensive about you.
#14 Bass boost
You like bass in your mix but not everybody likes.You enjoy the thrills but may make others shrill and you get one step closer to your destination-Doucheville.
#13 Carrying a murse
if you are not Tom Brady or David Beckham, skip the murse or a man purse.It may make you look idiot.
#12 Phone etiquette
Your phone etiquettes will take you to places in your relationships.Your phone addiction habits is made worse when you take calls during dates or public settings.A genuine smile will put you further rather than doing anything with your phone.
#11 Grooming yourself
Grooming yourself is right but guys do not indulge yourself excessively into it.Habits like getting professional manicures or freaking out over your hair or even polishing your nails may take you near doucheville. Lets get real.
#10 Jealousy
Jealousy may make you a complete douche.It is not a good sign for your relationships.
#9 Tanning
Putting looks before your health is a major douche alert.There are plenty of alternatives available that for you to visit a tanning bed every week in the name of frying yourself to a crisp.Not worth it.
#8 Cheating specialist
Keeping your eyes out for the next best thing in front of your girlfriend is not cool at all.
#7 Feeling overqualified
If you are feeling overqualified in your job but do not have the education or experience to your claims then surely suffering from doucheitis.
#6 Trying to make yourself look good
Putting others down and embarrass them in order to look good in front of others is awful to say the least.It reflects your insecurity more than anything else.Being complimentary and nice will go further than being a douche.
#5 Telling the same old stories
Stop talking about yourself again and again in front of others.Try being a good listener too.Conversation shall be of worth if it is two way.
#4 Obsession with gym
It is nice to get a greek god body and it is dream for every person.It would also be wonderful if you just shut up about it.Covertly work out and attain the body without telling the world about it.
#3 Parking anywhere
For some reason or the other you believe that you have all the rights of the world to park any where on the road.For you parking space is a sign of confinement and you do not like to be confined.Is it so?
#2 Ed Hardy T Shirts
Having Ed hardy T shirts in your closet is enough sign for women that you are a douche without even uttering a word.
#1 Selfies
Selfies obsession will make people feel that you are suffering from blown out case of total douche.Changing profile pictures every now and then with your selfies will affirm your position as a douchebag of sorts.
