#13 The Salary Thing
What's yours is hers as well, what's hers is hers.
#12 The Sharing Thing
Sharing is important, so is marking your territory.
#11 The Looking Thing
If you wanna look, be discreet and not so blatantly that a camera caught you on your wedding day.
#10 The Husband Thing
Husbands are full of jokes...jokes that will end in them sleeping on the couch tonight.
#9 The Errand Thing
Men need supervision, men need a mother. At all times. Being a wife.....now that's the challenge.
#8 The Unspeakable Thing
Never ever tell a woman she's fat.In any sense! Cmon guys you should have figured this one out by now!
#7 The Time Thing
Nothing will ever change....years might come and go...but you will always be the same. Forever. Only throw a couple of kids in between the years.
#6 The Blanket Thing
Sacrifice is necessary. We dare you to do otherwise. Or even complain.
#5 The Stinky Thing
Once you are legally bound there are no stinky secrets anymore.
#4 The Grocery Thing
Men are incapable of shopping.
#3 The Waiting Thing
You are forever obliged to wait, best suffer in silence...pick up a hobby while you are at it.
#2 The Annoying Thing
You know you love each other when you annoy the shit out of each other. But then timing is very important.
#1 The Together Thing
Just being next to each other is all you need at the end of a day. Knowing someone's got your back and you have someone waiting for you at home is the best thing ever.
