#10 Blind dates are hard enough
Now they are plain scary.

#9 What is she getting at?
Pockets?

#8 To be honest to the level that it is brutal
Not good.

#7 I pick you...?
Not one reply...

#6 As far as sass goes...
This one takes the prize.

#5 This amount of certainty...
Is not healthy!

#4 Pay close attention to the dates...
Did you get it? Creepy.

#3 This sounds kinda cute!
Adorable!

#2 Profile deleted!
Obviously it would.

#1 This is not a drill!
Poor dude.