Hard to get some privacy
It is really hard to get some privacy if you have small kids and you already know it is a task handling them alone. And once you do get a moment for yourselves, you’re often so tired that you’d rather just sleep.
And it is most weirdest thing is that you have to explain when you are caught in the act.

Confused Johnny
This little boy named Johnny interrupted his parents' privacy while walking in while they were getting intimate.
Johnny looks confused and asks, “Dad, what are you doing?â€

Happy to hear...
“You know how you’ve always wished for a little brother?†his dad replies, “I’m putting your brother in mom so that he can join us in nine months.â€
Johnny was very happy to hear this. Yay, a brother!
He closes the door and goes to his room, thinking about how he's going to enjoy playing all the games with him!

Johnny was crying
After some days passed, when Johnny's dad came back from work he saw Johnny sitting on the front steps, crying.
He asks Johnny what’s wrong,
and little says,
“Remember the little brother you and mom were making the other night?â€

Mailman Ate His brother
“Yes, I do. What’s wrong?â€
“Well, this morning the mailman ate him.â€
This is hilarious! It would be really amusing to see what his Dad's face would be like after hearing this