#18 Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport
Inert Grenades. They are just fake ones but the airport security would have none of that nonsense.
#17 Richmond International Airport
Bullets in Carry on Bag. If one bullet can get you into huge trouble...imagine what that many would do.
#16 Las Vegas McCarran International Airport
Live Purple Smoke Grenade in Checked in Bag.
#15 Chicago O'Hare International
Throwing Knives in Carry On Bag. I am no expert but even I know that's a bad idea.
#14 Los Angeles International Airport
Confiscated Throwing Star. See this is why ninjas have a hard time traveling by air today.
#13 Anchorage International Airport
Avalanche Charge. Cmon! Seriously!No one wants this thing on the plane.
#12 Newark International Airport
Sickle. What was he gonna do? Harvest crops in the air?
#11 Arnold Palmer Regional Airport in Pennsylvania
Used Anti-Tank Weapon. The Airport Security people would have had quite a fit about this one.
#10 Los Angeles International Airport
Two Birds Wrapped in Socks and Taped to a Woman's Chest. What's more each bird had swallowed two bird-sized condoms full of black tar heroin.
#9 Miami International Airport
Live Eels. Think 'Snakes On A Plane.'
#8 New York's La Guardia Airport
A Chihuahua. The pet had gotten into the luggage without the owner's notice into the suitcase.
#7 International Thurgood Marshall Airport
Unidentified Object. Okay, Airport Security lesson 1- anything unknown is a danger.
#6 Miami International Airport
Snakes Found Stuffed Down Passenger's Pants. I can't imagine it's a good feeling.
#5 Buffalo Niagara International Airport
Batarangs. Poor Batman.
#4 Chicago Midway International Airport
Stun Gun Concealed as Lipstick. Where can I find one of these?
#3 Birmingham-Shuttlesworth International Airport
Finger Spikes and Wrist Bracelet/holder. I didn't even know some of these things existed till now!
#2 Chicago O'Hare International Airport
Mace. Why? Simply....why?
#1 Indianapolis International Airport
Suicide Bomber Vest Confiscated. We live in a crazy world. Period.
