#25 How can you find relief....
Knowing that you will never live up to her expectations.

#24 This is the only dude who you can poop in front of.
Or probably not. Perverts are a huge turn off for my bladder.

#23 Is this a couple's thing....to do?
Definitely not.

#22 So many....
Was the owner traumatized when his toilet paper ran out a couple of times or what?!

#21 Gross
Just think of all the hands that were there before yours.

#20 You know those people? Who take so long in the bathroom?
This will give them the incentive to be quicker.

#19 Lesser the space...
More accurate everyone is with their aim.

#18 What is the point of all this?
People just want to wash their hands. Shame on them for sexualizing such a simple thing.

#17 What is this? Game of Thrones?!
Game Of Bowels?!

#16 Peeping Toms are all the rage in this room.
Do they get performance issues there? By any chance....?

#15 Someone forgot to bring the measuring tape to work......
Looks like they forgot common sense too.

#14 Height Of Craftsmanship
As long as the door closes it's okay?

#13 The toilet paper is just so...far..
Far...far away.

#12 When you got to poop but running late for a meeting....
Not cool. Not cool at all.

#11 Points for innovation
Fail in common sense.

#10 When you can't decide if you want to squat or sit....
The impact would be a disaster.

#9 Necessity...
Is the mother of all inventions.

#8 So what if its too small?
It's not their fault you are a giant.

#7 Some call it space conservation...
Others call it revenge against tall, long legged people.

#6 And the creepiest urinal award goes to...
This one.

#5 Just because you are on the road....
Doesn't mean you can do away with proper bathroom etiquette.

#4 Ultimate couch potato hack....
Poop while you lounge.

#3 You had one job...
Is that for spiderman or something?

#2 I have a question for you....
What came first, the sink or the toilet?

#1 Men suddenly stopped using the urinals here....
What a turn off huh guys?