#18 Proud Father.
And you know what you have to do next?

#17 Death By Moth?
You better don't mess with your dad the next time.

#16 No Means NO!
Nomatter how fancy words you may choose to ask for money, he's way more smarter than you think.

#15 Why?
It's such a shame for your dad..
Well, this is just the beginning. Continue ahead.

#14 Come Out Of Your Fantasyland..
Or basically you don't want anything for your birthday.

#13 DAMN!!
No more privacy. Poor father.

#12 Are You SURE?
Because your dad might opt for literal meaning.

#11 Booked!!
You probably have the coolest dad, dude.
But the next ones are sure to give you stomach ache from laughter.

#10 Are You Serious?
You almost scared the shit out of him.

#9 Watch Your Words..
It might hurt your dad's sentiments.

#8 Honest!
Because he's your father and knows you very well.

#7 Foodie Father
He won't give a damn to anything but food.
The laughter dose doesn't end here. Head on.

#6 Can You Beat This?
I hope JK Rolling reads this but the you're talking about is JK Rowling.

#5 Confidential.
Let's see if you are good secret keeper or a loyal kid to your mother.

#4 Pelfie.
That's how dads are.

#3 What Next?
And you thought he was trying to be friendly?
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#2 It's A Clear Order.
So do not ruin his mood and better stay away as per his orders.

#1 He Knows Your Level.
There isn't a benchmark for you, son.