Ohh!that tampon
When Pulling out a dry tampon, Oh god save me!
Vampire zone
When you’re on a night out and look amazing, but then you go to the bathroom and realise there’s just lipstick all over your face and teeth.
Awkward
When your tights start riding lower, until you’re pretty sure. But you’re in polite company so you can’t actually check, and give a kind of wide stance to stop it going any lower.
Awkward no.2
When a person on the street stops you to awkwardly say that your skirt is stuck out so you have a feel and realise your ass is fully on display.Awesome!
Rain on me with money
When you willingly pay your own hard-earned money to have someone else for waxing, and you suspect it’s because of the patriarchy, but you do it anyway.
Pretty hurts
While removing a section of your ankle while shaving.That pain though!
Ouch!
While Getting your hair trapped in the back of a hair dryer.
My money got wasted
Dropping expensive foundation and hearing the bottle smash. And then having to clear it all up. Looks like someone wasted their money.
Dude! look behind
When you’re walking up stairs in front of a guy and suddenly his bum comes in between covering your beautiful face.
Blame is not on me
When you get gassy on your period and have to go to work. But you let out a stinky silent one. And just someone walk away from it and hope it gets blamed on them because a nice, pretty lady could never have produced that monster, surely.
Ohh! where my lips gone
When you are trying to peel some of your dry skin lip and just taking out a whole chunk of flesh instead. RIP lip.
Peek a boo I see you
While Going on a date and realising you have a massive spikey hair – like a long monster – and there’s nothing you can do about it until you find a bathroom.
That stubborn hair though
While Cleaning your bum in the shower and finding one long head hair in your crack. Ugh!
Painful though
And, while Going out in new shoes and not realising until it’s too late that they are tearing your skin from back. So you just do the best you can to ignore the feeling of the skin.
God save me from Awkwardness
And when you Send a wrong text to the wrong person. A bad text, and sexy one. I gotta run away from the whole world.
