1. “Hi there, spider!â€

2.“Welcome to the world of never sitting properly in a car.â€

3.Sometimes it’s hard to find a suitable apartment, let alone clothing.

4.We wonder when the last time was that he enjoyed a bath.

5.Well, at least there are enough numbers on this.

6. This hurts to look at.

7.At least you know there is no dust up there.

8.Welcome to everyday of my life everywhere.

9.Me expecting sweet dreams.

10.I ordered this shirt online… And it was a normal length on the model. It is a good thing that crop tops are in style now.â€

11.Mirrors help tall people avoid looking at their sleepy puffy eyes in the morning.

12.Race day photos turned out great!â€

13.When at least 3 problems meet: a tall people problem, a tiny bathroom problem, and a crappy design problem.

14.There’ll be magnificent views, they said.

15.It looks like a toy plane with a real man inside.