#13 Food?
Once you are high, there is no chance you can eat decently!
#12 Not Sober Things
Well, what can I say!
#11 Earrings
Someone asked me to keep the earrings safe!
#10 Mess n the dog
Because I messed it up n dog cleaned it up
#9 Hammer n Sauce
That's the only way I could open the jar
#8 Door
I am just bad with doors, can't see 'em when I am drunk
#7 No Concept of Bed
I've got literally no concept of bed!
#6 The Plug
Ok, Mars Bar is the plug!
#5 Clock ?
No sense of time!
#4 Keep Shoes In Dry Place
Fridge be the place for shoes!
#3 Delivery Boy
Oh boy!
#2 Love Letters
Drunk love letters are best!
#1 I'll cook Pasta
Can't find the oven, so I put it in toaster!
