#13 Coffee after waking up helps shake things up....
But this will just give you a heart attack.

#12 Lets go for lunch they said...
It will be different they said.....

#11 They said it was their dessert special....
I am not sure if its delicious or lethal.

#10 Moses?
You trying to tell us something?

#9 Its your choice man....
Your life or gas?

#8 What do you mean you have a stowaway....?
Did you let them slither in under your nose?

#7 Ummm...buddy?
I don't think you belong on land......

#6 That's quite a web you have caught yourself in huh?
Valid reason!

#5 Is there a Mummy driving the car?
Wanna bet the inside's better?

#4 What is that?!
Try explaining this to your Dentist.....

#3 Think you are safe?
Think again.

#2 Whoa!
Now that'a bowel stopper.....get it?..Get it?

#1 Protect you ears they said...
Safety first they said...