#13 That moment
Especially when the person is a piece of ignorant trash that can't be set straight.
#12 Come every Sunday evening....
You realise you wasted yet another week with deadlines tomorrow and laundry to be done. But all you can do is just sit there and eat pizza...
#11 The secret behind the famous smile
Is apparently Crimea....
#10 Accurate....
The stuff of nightmares...
#9 I hear he's got a great platform..
I hope it holds...
#8 When the weather's a b**ch
The uncertainty is overwhelming.
#7 You do not know me Pornhub
No, you do not at all.
#6 Reality's a harsh place
Ain't it Harry?
#5 When you worked hard on dieting...
But still didn't drop a stone.
#4 Girls aren't messy...
They are in an organized disorder.
#3 When you spent the last 5 hours listening to your friend bitch about their life....
And then they begin preaching to you.
#2 Sexting your bae when drunk...
But sent them to your mom instead.
#1 All about the money...
But money can't buy you a good personality!
