#13 Uhh.. What Crap!!!
First of all who likes smell of a fart? Looks like his girlfriend's fart smells like perfume so he likes it. May be he should ask this question to his girlfriend instead.

#12 Seems conforming!
Now since you know what to do start packing your bag, Don't forget your sweater.

#11 Just because you asked for it.
This guy who gave answer, knows so much about human behaviour.

#10 I doubt his sexaulity.
The more you get along with girls, the more unhappy you are. So yes, try something different. And if you still haven't found happiness, then you should ask Chuck Norris!

#9 Just Relax.
Yes, you'll be relaxed forver, for sure!
Like a permanent nirvana.

#8 Not sure about this.
After all love is love.

#7 A complicated situation.
Just keeping the pillow in between won't help, make sure you also keep safe distance. Be in your limits and don't cross them, alway be who you are, unless and until you are pedophile.

#6 Sad but true.
Finally the truth has been spoken. Now its time for you to decide what you are.

#5 There there boy.
It may be because girls never give chance to engineers.

#4 Nailed it!
Someone said it finally, now I can die with peace.

#3 That a straight forward answer.
When you get hit by sexism right on your face.

#2 Its time to make a decision.
That's my boy!
Probably that was the only solution, to be honest.

#1 Just not possible!
This person is someone who is conflicting or going against itself.
The question doesn't make sense within the context of our universe.