#13 Hate washing dishes? How about this?
Not sure about the taste though.

#12 Okay....
I have some doubts about the impact.

#11 That's one way to deal with it....
Creative isn't it?

#10 Tall person woes
They do the best with what they have.

#9 Genius
Another reason to break open the beer case.

#8 Are those tampons?
They must feel pretty comfy.

#7 Worried about extra load?
Get a latch.

#6 Cozy Ride
Unstoppable!

#5 Interesting
Quite a funky key.

#4 The Handy Man's Headphone
Looks handy.

#3 Heels have many uses.
Think outside the box.

#2 Who needs a watch?
When you can stick in a clock.

#1 Broken Window?
Quite artistic.