#13 The Doors and the drunk
The Drunk You is really terrible at doors!
#12 Oh, the doors
Drunk shouldn't be allowed near doors
#11 Phone Should Be Banned In Drunk's territory
Oh, yes! It should be
#10 No sense of taste
Have weird taste sense!
#9 No Sense of Time
Time is the sober's concept
#8 Intentions?
The sober you will never understand the drunk-you's intention!
#7 Logic, NO!
The drunk you has no sense of logic
#6 Keep'em safe
Thats how you keep things safe
#5 The Pay To Delivery Guy
Giving away McDonalds burger in return for a dominos pizza!
#4 The Worst Dog Feed
The drunk you gives the worst dog feed to your dog!
#3 The Gift
The best gift a drunk can give
#2 The Pasta Sauce
The Jar won't cooperate much when I am drunk
#1 In the kitchen
That's how pasta is made!
