#13 Poor Dude
I wonder how long the '5 minutes' lasted....

#12 They get the job done.
What comes in between is never to be asked.

#11 The Daughter wanted to touch the water....
The mother got a heart attack.

#10 Coolest Dog Father Ever?
Best name in the history of dog names.

#9 Husbands just can't shop!
At least the colors are right....

#8 Husbands can't do chores either.
I agree with him.

#7 He just read the name....
Not the tag which said 'cat food.'

#6 Points for creativity!
Blanket for the couch!

#5 Someone's sleeping on the couch tonight...
In his defense, he did exactly what was asked of him.

#4 He did bring 6 potatoes....
What's in a size honey?

#3 Poor Short Wife
Short people of the world feel your pain.

#2 I get that Pokemon Go is great and all...
But is this the right time for that...?

#1 No marriage can survive this....
This was not what she meant when she said she wanted half of the KitKat.