#12 The Bored Freak
That wont make anyone else more interested in reading that! So, stop posting how you are bored over Facebook!

#11 Misinformation!
Well, Think before you speak and GOOGLE before you POST!

#10 The Vague Shit!
So, its random to an extent that leave people so annoying! Often, they'll tag you an attention seeker!

#9 The Spoiler Status
Ok, you watched the movie! But that so DOES NOT mean that you'll spoil it for others! Don't make people curse you!

#8 The SELECTIVE FRIEND list STATUS
So, you cleared some of your friends because they were annoying, I should do that to you too then!

#7 The Threatening One's!
Ok, so you plan to leave Facebook! Do it! DO IT NOW!

#6 Ah, this one!
If only, I could ban these statuses from my news feed! They dishearten people, REALLY!

#5 The Chain letter
Literally, its the dumbest thing I have EVER seen! Don't certify your dumbness over social media

#4 The Sad One
As if your price charming will be looking out for you there! Don't make yourself available just because you're single!

#3 The Diet Food
The world has enough problems already, the best thing humans have today is FOOD, so at least spare them!

#2 LAUNDRY IS BORING, IT WILL ALWAYS BE!
It is annoying. You can't just post, "Oh I went to do Laundry and it was super-fun"! IT NEVER WAS, IT NEVER WILL BE EVEN CLOSE TO THAT. PERIOD

#1 The relationship status
Ya ya, we know your boyfriend is too perfect, but tell yourself that when you pick up a fight against him just because he didn't like or commented on your status!