That's Laughing Gas
Really?!

This One Should Be Jailed
Like, how could you not do that?!

OMG
That's another level of adultery!

Let it be a secret
Well done, pal!

Really?
Have you confessed about the playboy mansion?

Been There, Done That!
That's fun!

Why Not!
Never let this secret leak out!

Go Die
You're the worst kind of friend!

You Keep A Count
Really? That too at just 31! You're surely going places!

WOW!
Well, does he want the baby?

Good Idea
I'll keep it in mind!

Weird
Whoa! That must have been...er..weird!?

Betrayer!
You're a cheat!

That's Stupid
You're a stupid person!

Keep It A Secret Or Get Jailed
That’s one nastiest act towards the government you have confessed. Takes guts!