#17 Your hunger above others!
Let them starve! Feed me!

#16 When you are low on chow and your humor is nil
Is that funny? Seriously?

#15 The more the hunger..the more the drama!
What is life without food!

#14 Hanger issues!
When your hanger is worth a reputation...

#13 What party doesn't have food?!
She will do...for now.

#12 When your version of torture is the 'Waiting for a table at the restaurant'
If looks could kill....the entire place would have been dead in an hour.

#11 You are the kind of friend who would give up your life for them but not your food
No sharing what so ever.

#10 When you are hangry but they make you choose
They should have known better.

#9 When the antidote to your hanger was just to get some food in you
Their face when the realization hits!

#8 There is no such thing as patience when you are hungry.
It's a myth.

#7 When people know you and you want to act like they dont't
You don't know me....but yes, I am hungry!

#6 You know you have been friends for a long time now when your friends know your habits
Sometimes they know a bit too well.

#5 Food makes everything better
It does!

#4 Food is vital and time is of the essence....The damn waiters needs to understand that!
Just give me my pancakes already!

#3 If food was a religion...
You are the most devout follower it ever had.

#2 Nothing can get you in a better mood than when you are about to eat
The feeling is exquisite!

#1 When all is done and your hunger is sated...
It's time to make amends.