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10 Most Insane Things People Said After Waking Up From Anesthesia





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#10 The Heart Machine

#10 The Heart Machine

When my sister woke up from the heavy dose of anesthesia, her heart machine wasn't working, so she said, "Help, Doctor, I guess I'm dead!"

#9 The Cold Camping

#9 The Cold Camping

When my mom woke up from anesthesia, it was really cold! So, she said, "It's really cold here, are we camping"!



#8 The Choco Freak

#8 The Choco Freak

When I came out from anesthesia, I asked for chocolate pudding and lots and lots of chocolate!

#7 The Zoo Visit

#7 The Zoo Visit

My mom woke up to see some wildlife program on TV, so she sobbed and asked me to take her to Zoo!



#6 Lord Molar

#6 Lord Molar

When I came out from the unconscious state after they removed my wisdom tooth, I said ‘Charlatan! I demand you return my teeth! They are mine and I will choose where they are to be spent!’

#5 The X-Ray Guy

#5 The X-Ray Guy

When I came out of anesthesia dose, I almost cried out my heart to say how hot the X-ray guy was! We're married now! So, yay!

#4 The Shooting Compettion

#4 The Shooting Compettion

When I was put under anesthesia, I was dreaming about some shooting competition, so when I gained my consciousness, I woke up asking the nurse if she’d remembered to lock down the rifle box in the van. She looked a bit terrified.”

#3 The Liver Spit

#3 The Liver Spit

I don't remember this, but the nurse told me that when I spit out the bloody gauze from the mouth, I cried and said, "OMG, was that my liver? Have I actually thrown out my liver!"

#2 The Cyst Surgery

#2 The Cyst Surgery

So, I have undergone an operation of the cyst in ovary, when I woke up, I asked if I have my lady balls or not!



#1 Counting the numbers

#1 Counting the numbers

We usually put the patients under anesthesia by making the recite the numbers from 1 to 10, one of the patients woke up counting 2k1, 2k2...Guess he didn't stopped the entire time!





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