#14 The kid will become unrecognizable.
He's a biker honey!

#13 Comparisons will be present.
Not the sort one would think of naturally.

#12 Bath time is fun time.
But I wonder who's having the most fun..baby or daddy? Probably daddy.

#11 Definitely not ideal..
But hey..it gets the job done!
More to follow! Keep on reading!

#10 Improvise?
It's every dad's middle name.

#9 Would it kill you to care?
Honey, no tears, no pain! Nothing to worry about.

#8 Little guy isn't impressed.
There's a lot of room for development.

#7 Oh god...
This is going to end badly.
More dad antics up next!

#6 Children will be enslaved.
Dad? No call me Master!

#5 Getting divorce..
Without custody of children in 3..2..1

#4 How have you been mother?
Father sends his regards.

#3 "I Asked My Brother How My Niece Was Doing And He Sent Me This. I Don't Think He's Taking Fatherhood Seriously"
Nope, he definitely isn't.

#2 Dad might be lazy..
But he's smart lazy.

#1 Well, that's one way to do it...
Impressive.