#10 Think you are gonna have the most ideal home in town?
Think again!

#9 Mornings are like....
It's Monday everyday.

#8 The definitions of Romance....
Changes quite a bit. It becomes more comfy-oriented.

#7 Breakfast is....
Battle Time!

#6 Family walks are...
Highly entertaining.

#5 An evening without the kids....
Is by default 'me' time.

#4 Think you will have a wonderful child?
Satan is nothing compared to the kids you are raising.

#3 It's not just shopping...
It's a game of survival.

#2 Family celebrations are...
Very unpredictable.

#1 Receiving gifts....
Hey, it's the thought that matters.