#10 You had one job....
Does this look right to you? Something wrong with her back? Did you not get paid....?

#9 When the news station just doesn't care what your name is.....
Or your name is actually 'Name Here' who lives in 'Name Here.'

#8 When its your first day on the job.....
Forget the victims...this is going to be one cool selfie.

#7 The Nick Effect
Nick is constantly ruining things for others.

#6 You can't trust anyone....
The irony huh?

#5 Oh my...
That is one messed up message.

#4 Poor Mailman...
Cut him some slack! He's tired running from all those dogs.

#3 He trying to be funny?
Because its not.

#2 Wait..WTF
That is going to be one gross pizza....

#1 Does that seem stable to you?
If that didn't get you fired......you are one lucky son of a gun.