Parents Share The Most Dark And Chilling Thing Their Child Has Ever Said To Them.
When my cousin was two, her mom got pregnant again. One day she went to hug her mom's belly and said, "Little brother sick". A few days later she had a miscarriage.
#9 The Killer One
When my daughter was 6 years old, she said, "Dad, I'm going to kill you when I eight!". Terrified I asked, "How are you going to do that?" She smiled and said, "I'm gonna drive over your head with this car."
#8 The Finger Freak
My 3-yr-old daughter was in her bath playing toys, and suddenly she said in a terrifying voice "Mummy, if you bit and ate all my fingers off I wouldn't love you anymore."
#7 Cross eye
One day my daughter came to me and said, "Look what I can do" and then crossed her eyes! I asked, "Who taught you this", to which she replied, "The boy with the glasses taught me this in the night". She kept laughing as I remembered that's how my brother taught me to cross my eyes when I was 5 years old. He died when I was 7.
#6 The Spain Talk
I used to teach in a school in Spain. A 10-year-old girl comes up to me one day, grabs me by the hand, and says, with the most horrifying, straight face ever, "Te vas a la Muerte", or "You're going to die."
I was so shocked at the randomness of it that my jaw must have dropped. She then laughed her head off and said, "HA! You DO speak Spanish!" She then skipped away, laughing and smiling.
#5 Want Some Food?
My four-year-old son said, "Daddy, I want to drill into your tummy, crawl inside and eat your dinner." The food was ok but I didn't think it was worth that much effort.
#4 Downright Creepy!
When my son was small, I was talking to him about growing potatoes. I described how you bank up the earth around them as they grow, and he said, "I used to do that when I was an old man."
#3 What Do You Say?
My mother-in-law was picking my son up from school because I had some things to do. She was supposed to just drop him off, but instead, he comes running through the door and yells, "Daddy I invited grandma for dinner."
#2 You'll Be Dead
I was explaining to my cousin that the tallest one is not usually the eldest one and that she, a 4-ur-old can be taller than me in future, but still, I'll be older! She looked me very seriously and said, "You'll be dead sooner too."
#1 The Black Circles
One day, when I was trying to make my kid sleep, he said "When you turn off the lights, that's when the black circles come. They come down like this (holds his hands in the air above his bed), and they stay for a second, then zoop! they go inside! (slapping the hands to his chest)." Then, barely holding back tears, "I hate it."
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