85-Year-Old Man Had To Take A Sperm Count For His Physical. The Result Is Shocking.
Some stories just leave you speechless towards the end. Now if the story is about an old man going for a sperm test, it is bound to bring laughter on your face.
An 85 year old man had to take sperm count for his physical test. So his doctor gave him a jar and said "Take this jar home and bring back a sample tomorrow". The tomorrow though was hilarious
#3 The Empty Jar
The next day. the old man came back to the doctor. The jar was completely empty. The doctor asked for the reason behind the empty jar. This old man's reply was very shocking.
He said, " Hey doc, it's like- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help."
What comes next is unbelievably hilarious. Take a look.
#2 Tried Sourcing The Help From Neighbour
The man continued,"My wife tried with her right hand and then with her left hand, but still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing."
Now here comes the fun bit. The old man continued "We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands then with arm pit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still Nothing". The doctor got stunned.
#1 The Climax
The doctor was confused,"You asked your neighbour for help?" The old man replied, "Yes doctor, none of us could open the Jar".
I couldn't stop laughing.
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