8 Most Embarrassing Things Kids Ever Said In Public
So, last night I took my kids out for Puss and Boots! He jumped off from my lap when Puss appeared on the screen and screamed, "It's Pussy Time"!
God, can't tell ya how embarrassing it was!
#7 The Ninja
I was walking in the mall along with my 7-yr-old kid, when she saw a Muslim woman in the Burqa and Hijab, she exclaimed, "Look, mom, I spotted a Ninja"!
I was so embarrassed that I had to walk to that woman and say sorry to her!
#6 Oh, Dear Child
Once I took my kid along with me to an office picnic! While I introduced my boss to him, he said to my boss, " My daddy says, you're son of a bitch!"
My coworkers fed him icecream all day!
#5 Speak the truth
When my wife was pregnant with my youngest daughter, I told my older daughter that mommy had a baby in her belly and that daddy had put it there! So, since she always wants to be like mommy, she went around saying that she had a baby in her belly and that daddy had put it there! OMG, it was sooooo embarrassing!
My 3-yr-old daughter daughter said very loudly in the public toilet, "Mommy, why do you have beard on your bottom!"
#3 The Football Massage
My daughter was rubbing her football on my face! She thought it was really funny, so she went outside to attend the guests and told them that she was giving a "ball massage" to daddy in there! You can imagine the looks I got!
#2 Never bring a kid to a date
I was dating a guy back when my son was maybe 7-8 years old. I picked him up from the airport one night and brought my son with me. While we were driving home the three of us started playing the game "raise your hand if you've ever..." 5 minutes in, my son blurts out "raise your hand if you've ever clogged up the toilet with a big pile of poop like my mom did today".
#1 Oh, LOL!
My 4-yr-old had this weird obsession to warn the "old" people that they'd die! So, we were at the grocery store when she shouted to an old lady, "Old people die and you don't look so good!" I had to immediately rush out from the store!
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