17 People Share The One Time They Had To Lie For The Greater Good
The man confessed that he told his children that he and his wife divorced as they were "happy being apart", they would never know that she was actually unfaithful
#16 The Relationship
That I don't have a boyfriend because right now I am focusing on the studies. True story? I'm a lesbian!
#15 The Significant Other
When I forgot my significant other's item in the grocery store, I told him that it was out of stock!
#14 The daughter and the dad
When I couldn't tell my daughter that he was actually going places hitting on other women while he made excuses not to visit her. Though they didn't met for 13 years, she had all the good memories
#13 This Broke My Heart
Whenever my parents ask me if I need money I always say I have enough because I they don't have enough money to give all of us!
#12 Airport Pickup
Well, I don't really owe you that Airport pickup, but I am doing it only coz I crashed your Xbox!
#11 The Appendix Operation
I didn't told my mother of the Appendix operation I was to have otherwise she would have invited whole village to see me!
#10 The Greatest Lie Ever
Mom: Do you watch porn?
Me: Mom what is it?
#9 Best friend things
I didn't tell my best friend that his boyfriend was cheating on him
#8 The Coke Story
My lil brother spilled entire bottle of coke on the family laptop. Somehow I managed to clean it up, but ESC key won't go back. So I lied that I got angry because it wasn't working!
#7 The Baby story
I lied to a colleague that I already have a baby while I do not have any, otherwise he would have eaten me up with the age old question of "When are you expecting the baby?"
#6 Spoiler One
I had told a teacher at my school that I was the only one who's ditching all the lessons. Sadly my friend walked round the corner at that exact moment and got himself caught as well. Didn't really go down too well with the teacher!
#5 The Barista Guy
Well, I tell 60-100 lies per shift. I am whoever the person at the drive thru needs me to be. I can make your errands a joy, by bullshitting a story from my childhood about the family game of "who can finish their section of the grocery list first," because you would rather hear that than about my brooding, abusive mother or my disturbed schizoaffective little sister.
#4 This One Is Severe
When I was growing up my mom used to line up all the children (I had three sisters) and spank us one at a time when someone did something to piss off my mother and no one would confess to it. Well one day a pack of gum went missing and my mom was livid. She proceeded to line us up and spank us. When she was approaching her third round of beatings, I could see the look of utter contempt on all our faces we had for each other for not confessing yet. Each one of us wanted to murder each other for not fessing up. I finally made up my mind and decided to bite the bullet and say that I took the gum. I got scolded and grounded by my mother and was an outcast by my siblings but the beating was at an end so everyone was relieved.
However, at the last, it turned out that actually my dad had took the pack of gum to work. But I didn't received any kind of apology from my siblings or mother rather I was told it is bad to lie.
#3 The Dead Optimist
"That's no problem, I can handle that, it's OK"
Just keep going, just keep going.
But there actually is a problem! I'm a dead optimist!
#2 The Nephew Story
I told my nephew that he had to take his fedora off for family pictures. I told him that it was blocking the light from getting to his face.
#1 The Girlfriend One
Since I couldn't tell my best friend that her girlfriend is actually cheating him with other six guys, I told him that she's cheating. Details Not needed!
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