10 Incidents That Might Convince You Not To Have Guests Over!
The really offensive incident was at a birthday party, which for some reason was held at my own house. This guy I didn’t even invite comes over and in the course of a 1-hour visit, clogs my toilet with a monster crap, spills his drink on my rug, and hits on my other friend’s underage sister.
#9 Yikes! Not good.
My aunt brought over her children and left them with us for the day. After she picked them up, she called my mom to let her know that her kids have lice, btw. 3. The ‘good guest’
#8 The ‘good guest’
The Destructive Part: My roommate and I had a party at our apartment and one of the guests threw up in the sink and clogged it. The Good Guy Part: He proceeded to take apart the pipes, clean them out, and put them back together.
#7 How I lost my kitty.
My boyfriend and I had a friend over. We had a strict no smoking rule and specifically told her to not open the window in her room as it did not have a screen on it. (I was waiting for the landlord to fix, we had just moved in). She left after a few days and that’s when I noticed the absence of my kitty. I searched for her in all the possible places only to find the window of my guest room open. I am assuming my 9 week old kitty jumped from the windows and landed in the bushes, only to be rescued by someone else as I could not find her even though I had posters put up in our neighborhood. Forever pissed off.
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#6 You don’t steal stuff at parties.
A family friend brings this sketchy girlfriend to a Christmas party. Next day, I realize my new leather boots were missing and in their place was a pair of banged up shoes. That sketchy girlfriend stole my boots. They weren’t even the same sized.
#5 Hiding evidence of destruction.
When my father’s 9/11 Unit Citation Award disappeared we narrowed it down to a weekend when I had some friends over and I don’t think anybody stole it, most likely it fell off the wall and broke and rather than admitting it, threw it out without reading it. BUT WHO THE HECK THROWS AWAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!
#4 Unruly kids.
I was about 12 or so. My parents invited our neighbors over. After dinner, my younger brother went up with the kids to play and I stayed back to help clean up. Later, my brother comes down and tells I might want to check my room. I go up to see the kids sitting in the middle of the room with my brand new violin COMPLETELY BROKEN IN HALF. My parents did nothing, I am still pissed.
#3 Chewers are as bad as smokers.
Had a friend of a friend stay over for a few days. Guy was heavy into chewing tobacco and would sit on the couch spitting into a Dasani bottle. Pretty nasty, but ok for a day or two. After he left, for WEEKS afterward we found empty bottles hidden around our apartment full of chaw-spit.
The next stories are insane. Go ahead..
#2 Should have stopped on cue.
During a family Christmas get-together, my grandmother would not stop feeding my dog handouts from her plate.. Again and again, she would take cheese cubes and other small snack items and drop it on the floor where it could be swallowed whole in a microsecond. This is a small dog, too (we’re talkin’ 10-ish pounds), so the ratio of people food to dog is fairly high. We then had to deal with my dog’s diarrhea and massive bloating. Thanks a lot, Grandma.
#1 Mom should’ve seen this coming.
My friends (all teenage males) were hanging in my basement playing video games and basically chilling. My mom cut up some vegetables and laid out a nice platter, which is such a mom thing to do, teenage males have no interest in such things as sliced vegetables for snacks. So they started throwing all these vegetables at each other instead.
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