Ten Most Hilarious Google Search Results
Given that the United States of America actually created a petition to stop Nickelback from performing a concert because of their love of football is so patriotic, it almost brings a tear to our eye. Now if only we could see through with destroying them altogether!
#9. A War On Investigators
#9 are worth ignoring on this image because the answer is pretty self-explanatory but the note about investigators is somewhat puzzling, almost like a crime-thriller with an ending we never saw coming. For this, we blame Christopher Nolan.
#8. How To Stop Morgan Freeman
If television and movies of all budgets and sizes have taught us anything, it's that actor Morgan Freeman is everywhere. No, seriously, he even stalks Google Searches just to make an appearance and to say something plausible.
#7. Is Sarah Palin Retired?
We all know she's somewhat intelligent because you just have to be when you used to be in charge of the State of Alaska. That being said, you really should search the same quote in YouTube's search bar!
#6. Losing Friends
What's worse: having to pretend you're your mom's boyfriend or losing your white friends in the snow in the dead of winter? Since it's really hard to decide, there's no clear winner with this because everyone loses.
#5. That Movie About Drinking Wine
The funny thing about this particular search is that it also brings up a clip of "Bram Stoker's Dracula" where a vintage-era vampire claims he never drinks wine because he's fond of a similar liquid. That two-minute video alone is more exciting than "Sideways" itself!
#4. Cheap, Used Love
As this result shows, if it's hitting your wallet at the wrong time, you can always scour through eBay for it as it can be found at some very "low prices".
#3. Never Put Baby In A Corner
Learning new things can expand your mind and the quickest way to do so is to type "never put" into a Google Search bar. Some lessons are obvious ("never put a socker in a toaster") but others - like "putting a blanket over an owl" - were mysteries meant to be discovered!
#2. Me, Myself And Comic Sans
If you've ever wondered what the saddest image in the world is, it's a teenager (or a grown adult) pretending to be a carrot when they're alone. As this image also shows, the secret to why teens use the Comic Sans Font (a lot) is out!
#1. Raising The Bar
In a world where real-life zombies are apparently springing to life, it's no wonder we get insane search results like this one, especially as it's so closely related to "how to raise your GPA" and "how to raise your self esteem".
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