Man Cheats On Wife And Blames Her For It. Her Response Is Priceless
Back in the day when marriage used to be considered an unbreakable, lifelong bond, even the mention of divorce was something that would evoke horrific reactions.
Today, about 50% of married couples get divorced in the US. A number like that can only tell you one thing... divorce happens. And you'd best be prepared for it because she's going to ride that alimony pony till the end!
This guy got divorced and worse yet, decided to pin it all on her! Keep reading to find out what he did and the hilarious consequences!
He wrote her a letter that read:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together!
Have a great life!
Seems legit right? Women can be at fault in a divorce, it's not always the man. But her reply to this letter completely blew my mind and the story has gone viral!
Keep reading, find out what she said!
And this is what she said:
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.
OH BUURRRN! The comments on this post are hilarious! Keep reading, check them out! Oh and that's him in west Virginia after he read the letter.
If the letter wasn't enough, the comments made sure this guy was obliterated! I had a god laugh and I'm sure you did too! So share it with your friends!
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