You Just Can't Stop Laughing Reading These 21 Incidents Of A Doctor-Patient Conversation.
So this patient runs to the doc complaint about her being allergic to cats, the doc gives her an inhaler but nothing workes. On questioning back the patient said she'd been spraying it all this while on her cat itself.
#20 Such Privacy.
one patient came to see a doctor for a diabetes checkup as he'd been physical with a woman and she'd used a "plastic box on her." That was actually an insulin pump and he might have had diabetes transfused from her.
#19 World Even Has Freaks Like Her.
She was about to have an operation, they took her to the operation theater when she said she was allergic to Latex. She was immediately transferred to Latex free room and post operation when asked what sort of allergy she has, her reply pissed everyone off. She said, "I just don't really like the sound the latex gloves make, dear."
#18 How On Earth Is This Possible ?
A woman calls for a maternity test on her daughter as she was much convinced that her husband has been injecting some other woman's semen in her. Like seriously ?
#17 WHAT ???
This woman goes to the pharmacy to return the birth control as she was pregnant and when asked if there was any problem with the product she says, "No. On the days I didn't feel like taking it, I made my BF take it."
#16 Although The Will Remake It.
One woman walks in for a blood test and just when the nurse puts up the syringe, she freaks out saying, "Wait, you're going to put it back, right?"
#15 Get Him Out!!
Once a medical student had asked a guy to take his penis out for examination. When asked, he questioned,"My what?"The student replied "Your genitalia,Your penis."He again says,"My what?"At this point I intervene. I point to his crotch. Irritated, the teacher says, "What do you call that thing there?" And he has a named it as "Thomas." She says,"Well, get Thomas outta the way, would ya?"
#14 That's Completely Natural.
This woman was allergic to epinephrine and when asked how did she felt when given one she said, "I got really jittery" which was completely normal and he'd informed her that this shouldn't even have been on her records as epi is an adrenaline and "You can't BE allergic to adrenaline. You'd die in utero. Your body MAKES it. Naturally."
#13 Not At All!!
Once a patient went to a dentist with molar tooth falling off, he had a hope that the dentist will do something just so the other one will replace the missing's area but he was afraid to learn that "Those were baby teeth. These are adult teeth, you only get one set."
#12 Do Not Mess With The Doctors!!
"I had asthma when I was a child, so stop f*cking patronizing me and telling me how to raise my daughter just because you think you're smarter than me" and the woman walks away but few hours later comes running with her daughter as she had a severe asthma attack and was take to the ICU.
#11 Because Dogs May Have Autism..
A woman visits a vet with her puppy. The vet inquired about the last time her puppy was vaccinated, she says her pup needs no vaccine as it may cause autism to he baby dog.10
#10 But That's Sweet!
This little girl was about to have a surgery for tonsil and adenoid and was asked not to eat for the night but the father, out of his concern, fed him saying "She said she was hungry. I thought you were being too hard on her. It must have been something you did to her."
#9 NO MORE!!
A woman refused to have babies anymore because "The hospitals don't wash them anymore."
#8 Even A 1st Grader Will Teach How Now-A-Day..
A nurse was shocked to know that this 20-year old woman doesn't know havi g sex leads to pregnancy.
#7 Just As The Doctors Had Said.
And this lady has a complaint for the pharmacy for frequent vaginal infection although, "I'm wiping back to front just like the doctor told me."
#6 You Just Can't Fool Kids.
A kid broke his angle and though the doctor was called, the teachers told all the students "You guys can leave. He is just being a little crybaby, he can walk it off." But the kids were convinced and had even called 911 as they never believed on their teachers.
#5 Truth is Always Bitter.
This girl has been keeping her pairs of lenses which she'd got as trial basis stating that she could keep them for a year but she hasn't opened it once nor were they night and day but bi-weekly.
#4 Oh Yeah!!
One patients believes that mental illness is hereditary and you get it from your ancestors who never had faith in God.
#3 This Woman Never Had Her Childhood Phase.
So, this mother of a 6-year old comes running as her little daughter just lost her tooth because she never gave her juices with concentrate 'C' written on the cartons which led to weak teeth.
#2 He Doesn't Know The Difference Between High And Low!
"I gave her insulin because her sugar was low."
#1 Diabetes Isn't A Disease.
The Dr. looks at his medical chart which said he had diabetes but the patient refuses to accept he has any sort of illness. When further questioned he said he is on insulin for diabetes.
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